Sex Quotes for Whatsapp and Facebook Status
And the world’s shrunken to a heap Of hot flesh straining on a bed.
E. R. Dodds (1893-1979) British classical scholar
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin -it’s the triumphant twang of a bed-spring.
S. J. Perelman (1904-1979) American humorist
So must pure lovers’ souls descend T’affections and to faculties Which sense may reach and apprehend; Else a great prince in prison dies.
John Donne (1572-1631) English metaphysical poet
For all the pseudo-sophistication of twentieth-century sex theory, it is still assumed that a man should make love as if his principal intention was to people the wilderness.
Germaine Greer (b. 1939) Australian feminist writer
The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery. Had God consulted me in the matter, I should have advised him to continue the generation of the species by fashioning them of clay.
Martin Luther (1483-1546) German leader of the Protestant Reformation
I could be content that we might procreate like trees, without conjunction, or that there were any way to perpetuate the world without this trivial and vulgar way of coition.
Sir Thomas Browne (1605-1682) English physician, author
This sex attraction, though it is so useful for keeping the world peopled, has nothing to do with beauty: it blinds us to ugliness instead of opening our eyes to beauty.
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Anglo-Irish playwright, critic
Making love? It’s a communion with a woman. The bed is the holy table. There I find passion — and purification.
Omar Sharif (b. 1932) Egyptian film actor
Embraces are cominglings from the Head to the Feet, And not a pompous High Priest entering by a Secret Place.
William Blake (1757-1827) English poet, artist
License my roving hands,and let them go Before, behind, between, above, below.
John Donne (1572-1631) English metaphysical poet
Sex, unlike justice, should not be seen to be done,
Evelyn Laye (b. 1900) British actress, singer
Night makes no difference ‘twixt the Priest and Clerk: Joan as my Lady is as good i’th’dark.
Robert Herrick (1591-1674) English poet, critic Enough
if in the veins we know Body’s delirium, body’s peace — Ask not that ghost to ghost shall go, Essence in essence merge and cease.
E. IL Dodds (1893-1979) British classical scholar
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
Marlene Dietrich (b. 1901) German film actress
It has to be admitted that we English have sex on the brain, which is a very unsatisfactory place to have it
Malcolm Muggeridge (b. 1903) British journalist
I have long lost any capacity for surprise where sex is concerned.
Judge Geoffrey Howard (1889-1973) British judge
There goes a saying, and ’twas shrewdly said, Old fish at table, but young flesh in bed.
Alexander Pope (1688-1744) English poet
Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.
Fanny Brice (1891-1951) American entertainer
All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to the dentist any day.
Evelyn Waugh (1903-1966) British novelist
The more sex becomes a non-issue in people’s lives, the happier they are.
Shirley Maclaine (b. 1934) American film actress
Sex is There is nothing more to be done about it Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself,
Gore Vidal (b. 1925) American novelist
In Europe men and women have intercourse because they love each other. In the South Seas they love each other because they have had intercourse. Who is right?
Paul Gauguin (1848-1903) French artist
Sex is an emotion in motion.
Mae West (1892-1980) American film actress