Husbands Quotes for Whatsapp and Facebook Status
I began as a passion and ended as a habit, like all husbands.
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) Anglo-Irish playwright, critic
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Helen Rowland (1875-1950) American journalist
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but don’t know one who wouldn’t fall down the first open coal-hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.
George Jean Nathan (1882-1958) American critic
He is dreadfully married. He’s the most married man I ever saw in my life.
Artemus Ward (1834-1867) American journalist
Being a husband is a whole-time job. That is why so many husbands fail. They cannot give their entire attention to it.
Arnold Bennett (1867-1931) British novelist
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Honore de Balzac (1799-1850) French writer
If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?
George Moore (1852-1933) Irish author
A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband.
Sir Richard Steele (1672-1729) English essayist, dramatist, editor midnight letter to his wife
Can you support the expense of a husband, hussy, in gaming, drinking and whoring? Have you money enough to carry on the daily quarrels of man and wife about who shall squander most?
Peachum, The Beggar’s Opera John Gay (1685-1732) English playwright, poet
Husbands, love your wives, and be not bitter against them.
Saint Paul (3-67) Apostle to the Gentiles
A good husband makes a good wife.
Robert Burton (1577-1640) English clergyman, author
Husbands never become good. They merely become proficient
H. L. Mencken (1880-1956) American journalist
I revere the memory of Mr F. as an estimable man and most indulgent husband, only necessary to mention Asparagus and it appeared or to hint at any little delicate thing to drink and it came like magic in a pint bottle; it was not ecstasy but it was comfort.
Flora Finching, Little Dorrit Charles Dickens (1812-1870) English novelist
Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.
Dr. Samuel Johnson (1709-1784) English author, lexicographer
There you are you see, quite simply, if you cannot have your dear husband for a comfort and a delight, for a breadwinner and a crosspatch, for a sofa, a chair or a hotwater bottle, one can use him as a Cross to be borne.
Stevie Smith (1902-1971) British poet
Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets it go at that.
J. M. Barrie (1860-1937) British playwright
He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.
Thomas Fuller (1608-1661) English cleric
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie (1891-1976) British author
It is ridiculous to think you can spend your entire life with just one person. Three is about the right number. Yes, I imagine three husbands would do it.
Clare BootheLuce (1903-1987) American diplomat, writer
Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.
Marilyn Monroe (1926-1962)
