Doctors Quotes for Whatsapp and Facebook Status
I wasn’t driven into medicine by a social conscience but by rampant curiosity.
Jonathan Miller (b. 1936) British writer, doctor
God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.
Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) American statesman, writer
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while Nature cures the disease.
Voltaire (1694-1778) French philosopher, author
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet and Doctor Merryman.
Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) Anglo-Irish satirist
A skilful leech is better far Than half a hundred men of war.
Samuel Butler (1612-1680) English poet
One finger in the throat and one in the rectum make a good diagnostician.
Sir William Osier (1849-1919) Canadian physician
Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust.
Don Herold (1889-1966) American humorous writer, artist
While others meanly asked whole months to slay I oft dispatched the patient in a day.
Sir Samuel Garth (1661-1719) English physician, poet
He wastes no time with patients: and when you have to die, he will finish the business quicker than anybody else.
Moliere (1622-1673) French playwright
What I call a good patient is one who, having found a good physician, sticks to him till he dies.
Dr. Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894) American writer, physician
Cured yesterday of my disease, I died last night of my physician.
Matthew Prior (1664-1721) English poet, diplomat
While the doctors consult, the patient dies.
English Proverb
The doctor found, when she was dead, Her last disorder mortal.
Oliver Goldsmith (1728-1774) Anglo-Irish author
My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Walter Matthau (b. 1920) American film actor
There are worse occupations in the world than feeling a woman’s pulse.
Laurence Sterne (1713-1768) English author
Taking a lady’s hand gives her confidence in her physician.
Sir William Osier (1849-1919) Canadian physician
Life is short and the art is long.