Jokers Quotes for Whatsapp and Facebook Status
Sir, to be facetious it is not necessary to be indecent.
J. E. T. Rogers (1823-1890) British political economist
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
Hamlet, Hamlet William Shakespeare (1564-1616) English dramatist, poet
I remain just one thing, and one thing only — and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.
Charlie Chaplin (1889-1977) British comic actor, director
All human race would fain be wits, And millions miss for one that hits.
Alexander Pope (1688-1744) English poet
I don’t know jokes; I just watch the government and report the
Will Rogers (1879-1935) American humorist
The difficulty with humorists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don’t; whichever seems likelier to win an effect.
John Updike (b. 1932) American author
The teller of a mirthful tale has latitude allowed him. We are content with less than absolute truth.
Charles Lamb (1775-1834) English essayist, critic
The marvellous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.
Ronnie Barker (b. 1929) British comedian
For every ten jokes thou hast got an hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne (1713-1768) English author
He jests at scars that never felt a wound.
Romeo, Romeo and Juliet William Shakespeare (1564-1616) English dramatist, poet
